Bad Dudes (NES-1989)
"THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?" - Bad Dudes
You know, in these peaceful times we live in today, it's easy to forget that back in the 1980's, America was under siege by an army of ninjas. Thanks to BAD DUDES , we shall never forget. Never, ever, never.
In BAD DUDES, you get to be one of the "bad dudes" (or "gay porn stars"), BLADE or STRIKER. How can I choose when they both look so delicious?!
Your mission: punch and kick ninjas! Then, punch and kick some more. And watch out for those goddamned throwing stars - they can chafe! You kick, punch, and jump all over some city ("Dude City", perhaps?), and sometimes on top of your Dudesmobile.
Finally, after kicking and punching 875,000 identical ninjas and a few assorted blobby bosses, you save the president. Hooray.
Hey, that's George W! How could they know he was going to be president way back in 1989? Could it be that BAD DUDES is not just some crappy video game from the 80's, but actually a mystical artifact that can foretell the future?
For the sake of all that is good, let us pray it is just an unfortunate coincidence, for mankind cannot withstand a muscle-shirt revival.
posted by Paul Merrill @ 7:00 PM
9 comments
9 Comments:
Bad Dudes looks badass. I think the Secret Service still uses this game for training purposes. I'm quite the bad dude myself, but even I think I could pick up some pointers from this game. I'd just like to a see an army of rouge ninjas try and pull thier throwing star stunts on me. I'll bust out the Stryker moves and show them what a good old fashion US of A ass whoopin is all about.
I'm a bad enough dude to post here, dude.
Great site.... let's go for a burger someday ha! ha! ha!
I have that game and it is retarded.
Kick ass site keep it up.
this is so freaking awesome. I mean its so amazing!!! I never would of thought i would be interested in something this uhm yea i cant even think of how to explain it!!! Wow keep up the good work dudes!!! I love u guyz
go to hell man this game sucked
Blasfemy
(Level ending/defeating boss) "I'm bad!!!!!!"
They use to have this game at the laundromat right near my house. It was a commodity to us kids because it was so close so we would play it all the time.
The arcade version actually says, "President Ronnie has been kidnapped."
omg, I was rofl at the 'delicious' comment, hahahah
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