Baby Boomer (NES-1989)

You know what's cute? Babies. And you know what's even cuter? Aiming a gun at them!



In Baby Boomer, your job is to protect a wee baby by shooting anything and everything around it. Snakes? Shoot 'em. Cats? Shoot 'em. Baby Bottles? Shoot 'em.

Now, you might be thinking: Hey dumb-ass, is it really a good idea to shoot a gun near an infant? Answer: Yes! You see, this baby is a special baby, designed to withstand the infra-red rays of the mighty Nintendo Zapper. So, you ask again, if this baby is so tough, why do you need to protect it from cats? Answer: I don't know.



In fact, there are a lot of questions that go unanswered in Baby Boomer. Where is this baby going? Where is the baby's deadbeat mommy? Why shouldn't I shoot the "nuggets"?



Color Dreams, the makers of Baby Boomer, were one of the first companies to make unlicensed Nintendo games, and Baby Boomer was their debut title. Nintendo has always kept a tight leash on who gets to make games for their systems, but in the 8-bit era, it was nearly impossible to make a game for the NES without Nintendo's stamp of approval due to a copy-protection chip in the cartridge. Using the nerdy powers of reverse engineering, the programmers at Color Dreams figured out a work around. Now, nothing could stop them from unleashing their retarded games upon the world!



After the incredible un-success of Baby Boomer, they made other retarded games like Master Chu & the Drunken Fu and Operation Secret Storm (featuring Saddam Hussein as the cover-boy). They later changed their name to Wisdom Tree and made retarded bible games, the likes of which only Rod and Todd would ever play.